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"Ladies and gentlemen," a loud booming voice came over the speakers, "this lovely Monday evening of July 14th is National Nude Day and what better way to celebrate than to have an amateur striptease contest." The crowd erupted in a flurry of applause and whistling. A man that had obviously overindulged in libations slurred out "Bring out the naked girls; I wanna see some hot pussy!"
Traci and I peeked out the door and were excited to see that the crowd has tripled in size from what it had been. It was a mob out there, and obviously they wanted to see some 'hot pussy', I cringed. We stood in the shadows watching while one then another amateur dancer was called to the stage. Those girls danced their hearts out but this crowd was rowdy and hard to please. The next girl was announced and I watched a statuesque blonde with a dazzling smile and quite possibly the largest boob job I'd ever seen walk to the stage.